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My sink looks like a Marilyn Minter painting.

My sink looks like a Marilyn Minter painting.

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I’m gonna go ahead and call that studio-apartment tiki party a success.

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Please please please please let me get what I want.

Please please please please let me get what I want.

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It’s 12:01 PM, I’ve been up all night, and it’s 80 degrees outside. In the iced coffee department, this is no time to fuck around.

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This is the entirety of the dishes that accumulate in my sink over a weeklong period.

This is the entirety of the dishes that accumulate in my sink over a weeklong period.

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Thanks to an insulated glove from my mom, I’m the Michael Jackson of my efficiency kitchen.

Thanks to an insulated glove from my mom, I’m the Michael Jackson of my efficiency kitchen.

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GPOY silverware drawer

GPOY silverware drawer

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