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mira gonzalez’s mom LAL (laugh aloud)
My mom is on Twitter, but Mira’s mom is ON TWITTER.
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- Mom: I'm going to Target. Should I pick up a small air conditioner for your apartment?
- Me: Oh, no, you don't have to do that. I'll be fine.
- Mom: The thing is, if you don't get air conditioners early in the summer, the stores run out.
- Me: I have fans. I'll be fine.
- Mom: Okay.
- Temperature: [hits 94]
- Target employee: "Oh, yeah, our air conditioners are all gone! They've been flying off the shelves, ha ha!"
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I just received a message from my cousin informing me that she’d spotted the story of how I became (and stopped being) a 25-year-old virgin, trending under “popular” on Pinterest.
In tweeting about it, I learned once again what I already knew: holding out until you’re 25 will make you very popular with moms.
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