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PR: “Lady Lamb the Beekeeper, aka 21-year-old Aly Spaltro, takes a new approach to knowing your territory.” I think they mean “knowing her territory,” but I’m sure there will be plenty of people at SXSW who would be glad to have Lady Lamb explore their personal territory using any approach she might choose.

PR: “Lady Lamb the Beekeeper, aka 21-year-old Aly Spaltro, takes a new approach to knowing your territory.”

I think they mean “knowing her territory,” but I’m sure there will be plenty of people at SXSW who would be glad to have Lady Lamb explore their personal territory using any approach she might choose.

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Merle’s like, “Oh, God, Jay Leno…that font is hideous.”

Merle’s like, “Oh, God, Jay Leno…that font is hideous.”

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Let’s all go to the Jardin de Tuileries

beckylang:

see. paris isn’t any cooler than you.

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Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode V: Toro Y Moi. “He looks like he’d be really cool to hang out with…but I’ll bet those aren’t actually prescription glasses.”

Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode V: Toro Y Moi.

“He looks like he’d be really cool to hang out with…but I’ll bet those aren’t actually prescription glasses.”

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Katie Sisneros reviews PR shots, volume IV: Rope Trick. “These guys are, objectively, awesome.”

Katie Sisneros reviews PR shots, volume IV: Rope Trick.

“These guys are, objectively, awesome.”

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Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode III: the Smith Westerns. “What do you think? Are these guys any good?” “Oh, no! God, no! That hair! Oh, God. No. Is that picture current? Oh, God. No.” “What do you think they sound like?” “A combination of Bright Eyes and Frankie Goes to Hollywood.” “Those bands are good!” “In a bad way. They sound like those bands in a bad way.”

Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode III: the Smith Westerns.

“What do you think? Are these guys any good?”

“Oh, no! God, no! That hair! Oh, God. No. Is that picture current? Oh, God. No.”

“What do you think they sound like?”

“A combination of Bright Eyes and Frankie Goes to Hollywood.”

“Those bands are good!”

“In a bad way. They sound like those bands in a bad way.”

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Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode II: the Fresh & Onlys. “What do you think, Katie? Are they any good?” “If their arms were down, then yes. But their arms are up…so, no.” Update 2/5/11: I’m listening to these guys right now, and actually, they’re pretty great.

Katie Sisneros reviews PR photos, episode II: the Fresh & Onlys.

“What do you think, Katie? Are they any good?”

“If their arms were down, then yes. But their arms are up…so, no.”

Update 2/5/11: I’m listening to these guys right now, and actually, they’re pretty great.

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The Moody Blues Will Take Your Money NOW

The Moody Blues are coming to the Orpheum on June 9, and look. At. These. Badasses. John Lodge (far right) is like, “I’m old, and I’m rich, and I’m in the Moody Blues, bitch! So you all can give me $103.50, or go fuck yourselves.”

Compare:

You’ve got “Helter Skelter” and “Yesterday,” Paul. Now goddamn act like it.

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Promo photo for Bing Ji Ling. Katie Sisneros: “I like beards, but that’s a bit much.”

Promo photo for Bing Ji Ling.

Katie Sisneros: “I like beards, but that’s a bit much.”

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"I have a very special opportunity to pass on to you. I am casting America’s Got Talent Season 6 and they have me in charge of finding talented Pop Groups…think NSync,Destiny’s Child,Jackson Five,Pussycat Dolls,etc…Also I am looking for incredible singers,dancers, and musicians. We are also looking for one of a kind unique acts!! Please pass this on to any one you know deserves this opportunity!"

From an e-mail. NBC doesn’t hire casting producers for their facility with grammar or punctuation.

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