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MITZY: Hey, Betty do ya like my bloomers?
BETTY: Mitzy! Those bloomers are way too small on you. [Whispers] I can see your tuckus! Why are you always walking around with your tuckus out anyway?
MITZY: [Jiggles breasts comically] Cuz I’m just that kinda gal! Try and stop me!
BETTY: Aw Mitz,…
I know I’m supposed to say this because Becky’s my coblogger, but I think this post has been underappreciated.