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Columbus, Minnesota, 2006.

Columbus, Minnesota, 2006.

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Look at that asshole wearing his embroidered Harvard shirt and drinking cold press against a brick wall in a Summit Hill coffee shop while he takes a picture of himself with his MacBook.

Look at that asshole wearing his embroidered Harvard shirt and drinking cold press against a brick wall in a Summit Hill coffee shop while he takes a picture of himself with his MacBook.

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Really, haircut? Every morning?

Really, haircut? Every morning?

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Please please please please let me get what I want.

Please please please please let me get what I want.

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My ineptitude at self-portraiture manifested itself early.
This is from my first grade class directory. Several years later, Anne Gallatin became the first and only girl ever to ask me to “go with” her. I assumed she was mocking me, and I ran away. She chased me around the schoolyard while everyone else watched.
She probably was mocking me. I’m pretty sure. She might not have been. She probably was. I don’t know.

My ineptitude at self-portraiture manifested itself early.

This is from my first grade class directory. Several years later, Anne Gallatin became the first and only girl ever to ask me to “go with” her. I assumed she was mocking me, and I ran away. She chased me around the schoolyard while everyone else watched.

She probably was mocking me. I’m pretty sure. She might not have been. She probably was. I don’t know.

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Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day!

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Video self-portrait with fan, cold press, and bucket drummer.

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Croquet at the lake, with my family, in the days of my youth. That’s me at center.

Croquet at the lake, with my family, in the days of my youth. That’s me at center.

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This Halloween, I’m going as the drummer for Purling Hiss.

This Halloween, I’m going as the drummer for Purling Hiss.

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