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Overheard at Subway

  • Kid, pointing at diet soda tap: Mom, did you know this kind doesn't have sugar?
  • Mom: I know, honey, but it has chemicals that make it...
  • Kid: [waits patiently for mom to finish]
  • Mom: ...that make it taste...
  • Kid: [waiting]
  • Mom: ...it has...
  • Kid: [waiting]
  • Mom: ...look, just get your water. We've got to go!
  • Kid: Alright, Mom.

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