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I looked forward to the weekends way more as a kid than—God willing—I ever will as an adult. It’s hard to imagine working any job in adult life that I could possibly hate more than I hated grade school and high school. To this day, every time I pass a school, I want to yell, “Seeya, suckas!!!!”
today i was walking home from work thinking, “tomorrow is hump day wednesday, and then it’s thursday, which is friday eve, then it’s friday and then the weekend!” you know, the same thing i think most people think every week on tuesday, when they’ve just recovered from hating monday.
and i remember thinking this on the bus as a kid, like, “yay it’s hump day and the weekend is almost here!” and having this very self-aware moment like “wtf do i care about the weekend, i am 9 and it’s not like i’m going to do anything other than watch Disney One Saturday Morning and be a fat little dork.”