February 17, 2012
I’m now back to visiting Google Plus multiple times each day, because the Daily Planet’s social media marketing gurus assure us that Google is planning to give a million SEO handjobs to each of the handful of remaining media companies who continue to pretend that Google Plus is a vibrant social network.
I hope this is true, because every time I go on Google Plus, I feel like a sucker. There’s exactly one person I know who ever posts anything there—and she’s a great person, but hello, one person—and the site takes forever to load because Google is like, um, hang on just a few more minutes while we load the entire Internet into your browser. Every time I get this dialog—which is frequently—I hope and pray that someone on the Chrome team is pelting someone on the Plus team with a dodgeball.

I’m now back to visiting Google Plus multiple times each day, because the Daily Planet’s social media marketing gurus assure us that Google is planning to give a million SEO handjobs to each of the handful of remaining media companies who continue to pretend that Google Plus is a vibrant social network.

I hope this is true, because every time I go on Google Plus, I feel like a sucker. There’s exactly one person I know who ever posts anything there—and she’s a great person, but hello, one person—and the site takes forever to load because Google is like, um, hang on just a few more minutes while we load the entire Internet into your browser. Every time I get this dialog—which is frequently—I hope and pray that someone on the Chrome team is pelting someone on the Plus team with a dodgeball.

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  1. s424h said: Okay, I used to have a really cool Google+ account and I made a killer joke about Facebook on it. But it’s gone, which is weird. And Jay, you are now the only person in any of my circles. Time to revitalize this ish, I guess
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