"Kennedy pulled down his pants but, with his shirt still on, hovered above her on the bed. He smelled of his cologne, 4711. He paused when he noticed her resisting. ‘Haven’t you done this before?’ he asked. ‘No,’ she said."
— It’s emerged that my signature scent is the same one that JFK wore when he deflowered teenage interns. (This news comes via, somewhat awkwardly, my dad.)
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vagueabonde said:
hahaha… i used to wear a splash of 4711 as a kid after baths….. creepy!!!
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