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"It’s the first fall color! Now it’s going to spread like a disease."

Dana

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"Yesterday someone was sitting in the store painting her toenails…but even that wasn’t as bad as the guy in the cafe the other day who was using a cigarette lighter to burn the callouses off his feet."

Life at Barnes & Noble

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893thecurrent:

Re: Martin Devaney plays the Replacements for someone who’s never heard the Replacements.
The Friends band is the Rembrandts—who are also making a comeback. Coincidence?

893thecurrent:

Re: Martin Devaney plays the Replacements for someone who’s never heard the Replacements.

The Friends band is the Rembrandts—who are also making a comeback. Coincidence?

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Beyoncé released every new song with a video; I was expecting U2 to release every new song with a feature-length documentary that it plays over the closing credits of.

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  • Mariel: The one thing I couldn't find for the recipe was cinnamon sticks. They didn't have them anywhere.
  • Me: Better call your Watkins lady!
  • Dana: You just olded yourself.

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I’m hosting the Local Current stream today until 6:00. Listen in for a song I loved playing this summer on Madeline Island, a Justin Vernon sandwich, two of the summer’s hottest local live acts, a Beatles cover from Minnesota’s most famous Beatles fan, a track by Minneapolis’s biggest Internet celebrities of 2012, a song I heard Jeremy Messersmith play on a rooftop, a Spooky Black chillout, and the song of the summer.

I’m hosting the Local Current stream today until 6:00. Listen in for a song I loved playing this summer on Madeline Island, a Justin Vernon sandwich, two of the summer’s hottest local live acts, a Beatles cover from Minnesota’s most famous Beatles fan, a track by Minneapolis’s biggest Internet celebrities of 2012, a song I heard Jeremy Messersmith play on a rooftop, a Spooky Black chillout, and the song of the summer.

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Top ten reasons to leave the Twin Cities and go to the suburbs

chellinchen:

thetangentialruinsminneapolis:

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10. Victoria Valley Orchard. There are lots of places to pick apples and fondle pumpkins in the Twin Cities, but none feel as charming or sincere as this little family-owned orchard in Shoreview. (Their motto: “Live happely.”) In the fall you can climb the hill with a basket to pick your…

Minnesota has more libraries than McDonald’s? I very much hope this is true!

That is absolutely true.

(Source: thetangential.com)

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"Cal’s dead! Oh, wait, no…he’s not dead. He got an axe in his neck, though!"

Lesbiopteryx is yelling Xena updates from the living room.

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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