December 2011
99 posts
Two thoughts on this radio ad featuring my cousin...
My Great-Grandparents' Birthplaces, According to a...
1. Brown County, Minnesota
2. Brown County, Minnesota
3. Brown County, Minnesota
4. Brown County, Minnesota
5. Brown County, Minnesota
6. Brown County, Minnesota
7. Unknown county, Minnesota
8. Unknown county, Pennsylvania
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In Which I Tell My Dad a Joke That John Jodzio...
Me: I've got a joke for you, Dad. So this grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
Dad: That's a little lame. He should say, "You've got a drink named Grady?"
Me: I don't get it.
Dad: You know, like, Grady Grasshopper. Instead of Steve. Just get a little something going there.
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I may be a superfan, but I think I have to draw the line on this one.
teganandsara:
The T+S cycling cap! Just a few remaining of this special edition hat at teganandsara.com/shop
THE ASIAN CARP INVASION OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER...
Maybe I should go take a Xanax before continuing to post today’s news.
tcdailyplanet:
You have enough to worry about this holiday season—so let us give you more than enough!
On Glamour
It’s funny how when you’re in an unhealthy relationship, it seems totally unique—you tell yourself that no one else really understands your partner, and that’s why they’re all telling you to run like hell. But then once you’re out of it, you read about other unhealthy relationships and see the same patterns recurring again and again and again and you’re like,...
My Christmas card, and feedback
The card:
E-mail from Dad to his friends:
E-mail from one of my friends:
Texts:
Postscript:
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“There are certain things about women that men will never understand, in part...”
– The New York Times magazine picked Caitlin Flanagan’s “The Glory of Oprah” as one of their top #longreads of 2011. This is the third-to-last paragraph and so it’s really not fair for me to quote it out of context since it elaborates on and completes thoughts she’s been weaving through the piece.
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